Weather Pixie.

See is this works:

Another freedom in danger.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am no fan at all of pornography (except as a joke, to put nasty things on my friend's computer as his wallpaper, in college). Porn demeans the fat slob who consumes it as much as anyone else, and who takes advantage of who in the process is a moot point. One party is reduced to an object; the other is reduced to an animal. Talk of which is worse is pointless.

But Mr. Ashcroft is going too far. Read this. You know, I have nothing to say to a man who won't drink coffee or soda or tea. Nothing.

Equal Pay Day.

(From Laura)
Today is Equal Pay Day. Be sure to read about it, and wear your red.

This is nuts.

Very cool, but nuts. Ya'll should buy me one of these.

Laura asked me to post this.

This article.

More on religion.

Here.

A moment of silence.

I am bowing now for the Maserati. I saw the pictures, and that is one sweet ride. My poor Focus can't compete.

WMD humor.

Try this soon, before it changes

1) Go to www.Google.com
2) Type in (but don't hit enter): weapons of mass
destruction
3) Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, instead of
the normal "Google
search" button.
4) READ CAREFULLY what appears to be a normal ERROR
message.

BE SURE TO READ THE WHOLE ERROR MESSAGE

Spoiling the good news.

I know it's his good news, and I know I should let him say it. But Chris is coming back to the US in less than two weeks. Even though he'll be in Florida, it's still closer than Sicily, and I am very glad to have my friend back on the same continent.

April fools.

Bush is nowhere to be found. Dickie C. thinks he is at Camp David -- in my native Maryland -- playing Halo on his X-Box. Georgie B. says he is not coming back to the White House -- ever. He saw a clown outside of the Oval Office, and this clown's name was Doint Chokona Pretzel. He told Little Georgie that he would stuff pretzels down his throat if he didn't drop out of the presidential race and concede to Johnny K. Now, Georgie B. is terrified of clowns, so he did as he was told to do. He's hiding in Camp David, and he's calling for troops to take out the clown. We think that Georgie B. is playing Halo to practice for a war with the clown.

In other news, little Denny K. is missing as well. He was last seen on the Amtrak Acela from Philly to Washington wearing a scary clown costume and toting with him a huge sack of Utz pretzels. No one who is so little can each that much.

Once again, President Bush has left the presidency, and we are one step closer to peace on Earth.