Can't spell, huh?

To quote Hemingway:
"You rotten son of a bitch."

I kant hellp dat I kant sppel twwo godd, mawn.

Seriously, though, you're right. We do need to write on here more. What happened to the old caffeine-induced tirades? The booze-driven bitching? We should get alternately drunk or French-press-buzzed and post shit for the hell of it. Maybe we need some new blood, but it would have to be people we know and love and respect and cherish and etc.

Oh, and I don't remember the last time this word was on here, so I'll be like old school Nike and Just Do It:

FUCK.

There, it's been done. Let's get on with the show.