Fuck Bush in his stupid ass.

Our fearful fucking leader just appeared on the news, calling for a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage outright nationwide. Why, oh, why are people so fucking stupid that they will support this idiot and his stupid agendas? Remember how hundreds of our boys are dying in the desert? Why is everyone so concerned about some 80-year old lesbians in San Francisco who are finally allowed to get married after being together for over 50 years? "Oh, God! Dem fags is gettin' hee-itched. That jusss ain't rot. What would Jesus do?"

Jesus would officiate the ceremony and get fucked up afterward with all the nice gay people and then lay in the grass for a nap.

Or he's a pussy, too, and a terrible leader, and Christianity is a waste of everyone's time and a festering sore on civilization.

Maybe we should adopt the motto "What would Dubya do?" Ask yourself that, and then do the fucking opposite.