Another public service announcement.

Re: Holding doors.

To the guy who dropped a door on me today, inches behind him, on my way into the student center to get some between-seminars-no-sleepy-sleep coffee:

"People of the Heartland: Hold the fucking door for the person behind you, especially when it's a heavy door that someone held for you. It's the right thing to do, folks."

Thanks a lot, asshole.