Ouch.

My fucking neck/jaw hurts. There's something swollen in my neck that I am told are my glands or something. It hurts. I've been feeling sick for three days, and my throat hurts, too. I am a very sad and over-fucking-medicated sumbitch right now. And the tea/beer combo is somewhat interesting. Makes me bitch on the internet like a schoolgirl ("Oh, I have another test tomorrow in chemistry; I hate school so much!").
And it makes me create funny videos on my digital camera to email to my brothers in Maryland.
A nice one:
Me to camera: Fuck you.
Me to Papa: You talk, too.
Papa: (grunt).
Me to Mama: Now you.
Mama: (In Baltimore accent) No, I wunna see...
Me to camera: Fuck you all!
Really, though, I love you all.